Twiza 

1. Pronounced anything but "Twiza".
2. Person that is attracted, typically sexually, to a crocodile or alligator.

Twiza! We told you to leave the wild life alone!

Twiza by DontKillTurtles May 21, 2024

twirase 

sounds like 'to erase' – on Twitter, you erase a Tweet and soon realize you regret erasing it more than writing it. #twirase

I twirased what i wrote last.

A: where's your last tweet?
B: i twirased it.

Crap. I shouldn't have deleted that. What a twirase.

*slang: Haha. she busted a twirrrazzze!

twirase by intheeknow July 21, 2009

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008

Tizag 

A Tizag is a glorious creature that is perfect and beloved by all, except Tyler who has bad opinions. Is is a perfectly acceptable word to use in Scrabble.

Look at that glorious, perfect, and beloved Tizag! I want to use it as a word in Scrabble!

Tizag by Tizag October 16, 2022

twiz 

meaning your close friend, brother, sister or twin.

I knew my twiz would come through for me.

if my twiz doesn’t go i’m not going.

twiz by bigpgc September 13, 2021

twitards 

fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often

Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away

twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008

Twitard

An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.

"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"

Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008