Twifag 

A faggot that likes twilight

Person un: OMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT?!!!?!?!?!11
Person deux: STFU TWIFAG

Twifag by goodness grapeness January 9, 2009

twifag 

A fag who is into the "Twilight" franchise. Can be either male or female.

That forum is full of Twifags

twifag by The Boobster February 21, 2009

Twifag 

1) A male who finds any interest in the "Twilight" saga whatsoever.

2) One who owns or is any way associated with a Harley, and finds any interest whatsoever in the "twilight" saga.

synm. Twifaggot

"John saw "New Moon"? What a Twifag."

"Hey dude! That woman going into theatre 9 is definitely a biker. Twifag!"

Twifag by i dnt thnk ur redi 4 dis jelly December 1, 2009

Twifight 

An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.

Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.

*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?

Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.

*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!

Twifight by iloveturkey May 6, 2009

Twifail 

A name used by anti-twilighters to express their disgust and hate for Twilight.

"My friend dragged me to see Twifail at the movies... It was so lame."

Twifail by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010

obese twafag 

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

obese twafag by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

Twifight 

This is an event that occurs when you refuse to bring your girlfriend to see a movie from the Twilight series.

Paul: Did you hear? Jack and Kim broke up because he refused to go see New Moon with her.

Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.

Twifight by Tylenol123 December 3, 2009