twitterbrain 

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

twitterbrain by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

Twitterbrain 

The phenomenon of somebody posting horrible and/or wildly exaggerated takes online.

Person 1: Dude, somebody just posted “Anne Frank had white privilege.”

Person 2: Sounds like twitterbrain. Just ignore them.

Twitterbrain by BlueStarJewel March 24, 2023

twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.

A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"

twitter brain by coystags May 19, 2020

twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterbang 

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

Twitterbang by vertigo April 22, 2009

twitterpainted

A sexual and joyous emotional feeling of companionship for another that typically induces frequent distractions from daly life caused by day dreaming, ultimately causing love and an intense desire for a long loving relationship.

Jane was feeling twitterpainted as was John about enjoying their first date together connecting the day before.

twitterpainted by sales pitch fisher April 13, 2015

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.

Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.

Twitter Brain by Night whisperer December 18, 2020