South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister 

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

twittercide 

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.

My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.

twittercide by rtil August 10, 2009

twitteroids 

Swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the anal canal as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.

I tweeted for so long on the toilet, I think I gave myself twitteroids.

twitteroids by Visagoth January 15, 2011

Twittercide 

Being eliminated from a position or social setting in the wake of posting stupid and/or offensive crap on Twitter.

"Always-On" Adam Orth became a victim of Twittercide today, being let go from Microsoft after managing to piss off nearly any XBox gamer with his dumbass #dealwithit remarks.

Twittercide by heavyweightboxer April 10, 2013

atomic twittercide 

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

atomic twittercide by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

Twittercide 

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

Twittercide by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018