Swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the anal canal as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.
by Visagoth January 15, 2011
Get the twitteroids mug.Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016
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Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."
Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,
The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
by Calestus February 4, 2009
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My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.
by rtil August 10, 2009
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Get the Twitterista mug.To fritter away in the Twittersphere. The divertissement of cultural expression into trival fragments. A progressive cognitive degeneration, characterized by an inability to grasp or formalize a thread of meaning running through successive stages of a process. The forfeiture of higher analytic and creative purpose, favoring short gold-fish like spurts of diversion.
The growing Twittervissement of social communication, has steadily wheedled into professional and academic conventions, leading some experts to warn that former modes of complex reasoning are on an irreversible course toward extinction.
by modular language July 12, 2012
Get the Twittervissement mug.Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.
Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
by Jens Roland May 30, 2008
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