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Totopine 

Adjective
Without considering how other people might feel.

A Totopine remark
Totopine behaviour/ignorance
A Totopine error of judgment
He made Totopine comments about her worn-out clothes.
Jesus Christ man! Stop being such an agnorant dick! You're such a Totopine.
Totopine by David Hoskins April 23, 2011
Typography obsessed individual. Fonts, type families, weights and widths, italics and obliques.
These words send an arousing feeling up a typophiles spine.
Bill couldn't stop analysing the new Natwest advert and it's ridiculous use of type. What a typophile!
Typophile by predatorMC March 12, 2009

toolophile 

I am a toolophile
toolophile by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003

toonophile

OMG Inuyasha is so hott!!!
toonophile by sdfjsdgj August 13, 2005

toriphile 

1. A crazed fan that devotes their life to musician Tori Amos, and follows her everywhere not at all in a stalker-like fashion when she tours... most know her, her bodyguards, her chef, her assistants, her husband, ex-boyfriend/s, affairs, daughter, and more. All know every bit of history behind every single song, 'common' or 'rare'. Most specimens have a personal database of everything Tori-related that they can pull out at any given moment, and discuss wholeheartedly with anyone silly enough to ask.

2. Same as 1, but the new fans who have only been on tour for a year or so, that just think it's cool to say Toriphile, because that's what The Dent or Here In My Head calls the community's folk.
The toriphiles all hung out for 29 hours before the St.Louis meet and greet in -18degreeF weather. Out of the 68 toriphiles there, only 5 got to speak with her, and those were the cool or pushy ones in the front. Afterwards, some walked away to grab a bite to eat before the show, unscathed.. some went to the hospital with frost bite, and missed the show because of amputation-oriented surgery... and most had to sit down and cry for a while either because they didn't see her, or were overwhelmed by a glimpse of her tangled red hair from 8 people back.
toriphile by sweetsangria October 31, 2003

turophile 

turophile:
(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.

a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."
Brad: How many blocks of cheese are you buying?!?

Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.

Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*
turophile by StinkyCheese April 12, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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