Chateau 

1. Impressive stylishness in appearance or behavior.

2. High Class.

3. Rich in appearance or behavior.

The new CLA Benz is pretty chateau for just 30k.

Chateau by Kreziwill September 28, 2013

chateau 

your, their house. usually referenced for sex. often used in rap songs

,sleep in today at the chateau’

you wanna take it to the chateau?

chateau by wtfmina February 3, 2019

chateau 

To change someone else's PC desktop settings while they are away, such as by changing the color scheme or background (often to the absurd "Chateau" bitmap that comes with Windows 2000 and later). Used in office environments as a mild prank and a friendly (or not-so-friendly) reminder to lock one's workstation when away.

Also extends to more malicious pranks, including sending emails posing as the victim, etc.

Look, Jeff left his computer unlocked again. Let's chateau him.

chateau by Blandon March 1, 2006

Chateau 

Chateau’s are amazing! Very loyal and loving. She’s very connected to earth. Chateau’s can be lazy and needs money to be motivated. She is good in the bedroom and has eyes that will drive any person wild. She is a spiritual genius! Once you meet a Chateau you’re stuck under her spell.

Get you a Chateau and change your life

Chateau by Spiritual Shit September 22, 2019

Chateau 

A large French country house or castle, often giving its name to wine made in its neighbourhood.Often featured on TV where old British people buy a chateau and do it up.

Geoff bought a lovely chateau in southern France.

Chateau by Niboi October 27, 2021

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

Chateau Cardboard by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

chateau blanc 

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.

I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.

chateau blanc by shaggyDA November 14, 2011