twif

1) awesome!

2) fabulous!

3) the shit!

1) that shirt is so twiffy!

2) his hair is so twif!

3) your kissing is twiffic!

person 1: "hey, did you see courtney's giant ass?"

person 2: "hell yeah, that is so not twiffy."

p1: "i know, that fat whore needs to go to fat camp."

p2: "... she did."

by John Handonmycockbitch August 24, 2009

Twif

The action of shoving a firearm into the vaginal cavity for pleasure.

The couple experimented with twiffing. They were part of the rare percentile that preferred a loaded magazine.

by Criket March 24, 2024

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

by Candish August 24, 2016

Twiffender

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.

1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.

by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020

twiftab

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.

Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."

by RP738 July 6, 2011

twiffling

A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.

Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."

by Leoness August 6, 2014