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A twiffle is widely considered as someone that is your best friend on the popular social networking site, Twitter.
"Hey, did you know that @davetran is my twiffle?"
twiffle by @swayLAY December 29, 2009
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Haha! I just twiffled him.
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A small and visually attractive vulva. One that hasn't been worn out or is stinky.
"I went out with the gymnast on Friday, oh man she has the cutest twiffle."
twiffle by Action_bastard April 19, 2009
“Twat” combined with “waffle” to make “twiffle.” I tried “twaffle” but it’s not quite as pleasing to the ears...
“Shut the fuck up you useless twiffle”
Go fuck yourself you irritating twiffle”
Twiffle by Snell Dawg May 1, 2022
When hair is mixed in three different colors such as brown, grey and white. it occurs in older people and people with curly hair more often.
Wow, that ladies hair has a lot of twiffle!

Twiffender 

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.
1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.
Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020

Twaffle House 

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.
Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.
Twaffle House by mersidotes November 9, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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