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Twife

An ex-wife that you marry twice.

Someone that you formerly married, divorced and then remarried a second time.
I'm falling in love with my ex-wife all over again. I want to remarry her and make her my twife.

Me and my twife get along better during our second marriage than we did during our first marriage.
by kjv22 March 26, 2021
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Twife

A twife is a twat wife. Overall not a bad women just unable to prioritize for the good of the family.
I want to go work out but my twife won't come get the baby.
by Kdub217 November 27, 2013
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twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.
Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!
by Candish September 4, 2016
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twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.
Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!
by Candish August 24, 2016
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twife

another word for twice.
twice stans should use this word when referring to their wives.
- "i love twife"
- "same ill marry sana when someday"
by stantwicexo June 20, 2022
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TWIFE

Acronym for THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING, a YOLO for sadder times.
I just dropped $2k on a gaming rig I'll only use once but whatever, twife
by Joel owns this word November 1, 2017
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