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A vagina! A fucking twat, pussy, fishing hole, muffin, Hoo-hoo Dilly, Slot-Jockey, Carpet of Life, or a "penis-so-small-it-goes-in."
She's got a stank twif, yo yo zomg.
by Rob Guigolo June 26, 2006
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1) that shirt is so twiffy!

2) his hair is so twif!

3) your kissing is twiffic!

person 1: "hey, did you see courtney's giant ass?"

person 2: "hell yeah, that is so not twiffy."

p1: "i know, that fat whore needs to go to fat camp."

p2: "... she did."
by John Handonmycockbitch August 24, 2009
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It's a song name, not something I've ever heard used in speaking terms.

1: what's with you?
2: idgaf, so don't ask. It's just twif!
1: fine then, be that way
2:i will... T.W.I.F. So stfu
by spdgnzls January 14, 2015
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Acronym for: That’s what I’m fucking saying.
“You know you’re gettin old when you gotta google what all these new abbreviations these kids are comin up with nowadays mean” 🤦🏾 ♀️

Response: “TWIFS”
by BIGTITTEDRHONDA420 December 18, 2017
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