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tiddly twat 

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.
Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.
tiddly twat by nignog2123 November 3, 2014

twiddle the twat 

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating
Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat
twiddle the twat by Skutner July 4, 2009

Twiddletwat 

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
Twiddletwat by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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