twelp 

A bastard combination of the word 'tweet' and 'help'. A very poor excuse for a word, even for English. The only use of the word so far is when someone tweets Best Buy's aptly named Twelpforce via Twitter for tech questions, product support, etc. Retarded words like these could be ignored completely if all of the supposedly clueless 40-somethings out there would learn how to Google their tech problems instead of pretending that they're unable to comprehend things that their 7-year-old can understand on their own.

Guy 1: Dude, wtf is twelpforce?

Guy 2: I dunno, but it sounds like something I would buttrape.

Guy 3: Why, yes, Guy 2, I think that's what I heard.

twelp by señor983475 August 16, 2009

Twelp 

The act of ejaculating/throwing onto neighbors property.
such as a door, pillow, toothbrush, cell phone, or anything of theirs.

Last night my roommate Twelped on the neighbors door.

Did you Twelp on my keyboard?

Someone Twelped on my door last night!

Twelp by The "Ales" October 5, 2009

Twelvehitphobia 

A fear of 12 am kst, thinking Bighit will drop something.

I have twelvehitphobia.

Twelvehitphobia by BTStrash23 September 4, 2017

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017

thelpathrising 

It is an act of stealing petty goods from a gullible owner to sell it in pawn shops. The term is first used in a tamil movie, rendu (2006) when Vadivelu and Maddy steals from the Auto driver.

Siva: Hey, the project expenses are too much. How are we gonna afford it?
Suvi: "thelpathrising"

Karan: you don't even have a job, how are you managing your finances?
Vadivelu: I have thelpathrisinged lot of things from my friend.

thelpathrising by sivas October 19, 2018

Thelp 

One day my friend passed me back my lighter so I went to thank him but at the same time my hair got stuck in my zip so the words thanks and help were merged!

Thelp!!!!! I wanted to thank you but at the same time needed your help! Thelp!!!!

Thelp by Keljaysee February 21, 2021