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The name of the last goat Seth's father sold before he began selling fishbowls.
Twelf had always been his favorite goat.
Twelf by UMOEDER December 1, 2021
Twink elf. In other words, an elf that is a twink.

Some people have used the example of Celebrimbor from the Lord of The Rings: Shadow of War and Shadow of Mordor games. This is however, ridiculous as Celebrimbor is an old man.
"I want to fuck that twelf" - A twink-fucking elf
Twelf by fuiv'ol February 26, 2026

Twelvehitphobia 

A fear of 12 am kst, thinking Bighit will drop something.
I have twelvehitphobia.
Twelvehitphobia by BTStrash23 September 4, 2017

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

Nova Telfer 

Nova Telfer is a skilled and popular poet, most commonly known for her poems; ‘My Dear Addison,’ ‘The Bleep’ and ‘Rachel’s Summer Dream.’

Her poems are commonly found in a wide variety of locations and can be ordered via Amazon.

‘My Dear Addison’ is about Nova’s journey through childhood and all the difficulties she has faced. In the quote “two star-gazed lovers” she brings in her best friend Oliver London.

“The Bleep” shows all of her challenges through adult-hood and how she has been lost, then found. She was lifeless on end, then becoming her true homosapien self.

“Rachel’s Summer Dream” is a metaphor of life, the challenges, the bright sides and the down sides. Rachel has been mentally and physically abused, she has been stolen from then fought until she got what was right.

Overall, Nova Telfer is a strong and an independent woman who shows compassion to many people and I would highly recommend her to many learning poets.
Hallo!
Guten Tag!
Wie heißt du?
Ich heiße Nova Telfer !
Und du?
Ich heiße Angie!
Auf Wiedersehen!
Nova Telfer by antandecSNLtakeway October 4, 2020

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.
Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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