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tweet cred 

Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.
Damn, @garyvee gots mad tweet cred!
tweet cred by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009

tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

Tweetard 

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.
Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe
Tweetard by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

Tweetledumb 

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter
I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.
Tweetledumb by detax June 17, 2009

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).
Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago