Tweeson

(n): The utterance of a sentiment on Twitter which, in the considered legal opinion of the critic, is treasonous.

ex: "I am tired of @JonahNRO's tweeson and slander against Our President."

by Corey Wolf-Hart December 12, 2017

Tweeson

Anything and everything Trump posts while he Twitters on the shitter.

Did you see Cheeto-in-Chief's latest Twitter tirade? Tweeson as usual.

by Definitely Not Putin October 4, 2019

tweesome

threesome involving two identical twins and another participant

"she's so hot"
"yeah man she's got a twin too"
"I'd love to have a tweesome with them"

by tysseling December 30, 2011

Treeson

1. The act of poisoning the trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn Alabama.

2. The suspect's charges for poisoning the trees, also known as Herbocide.

(This was originally quoted by a friend)

Guy #1: "Hey did you know that the person is getting charged with TREEson?"

Guy #2 "AHAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS"

by Alden46 March 6, 2011

tweesot

when crabs crossbreed with tapeworms

becky's tapeworms crossed with my crawdads, now we both have tweesots!

by itchybeef July 7, 2003

Twerson

Twitter person. Plural form is Tweeple.

Your tweet was opened by a twerson.

by bgamall June 9, 2009

Tweesoff

similar to a rim job, The act of sucking a Fart from a dead seagulls ass!

Dwayne: Dude, Dave just sucked on that seagulls ass

Zack: what a tweesoff! at least he didn't give it the cleveland steamer

by vibra1 July 7, 2009