tweesot

when crabs crossbreed with tapeworms

becky's tapeworms crossed with my crawdads, now we both have tweesots!

by itchybeef July 7, 2003

tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 17, 2009

tweezot

This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)

A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first.

by Meles Borealis August 28, 2008

tweezot

An individual who goes around sucking farts out of dead seagulls.

It's rare but I saw a tweezot on the beach today!

by Dezster August 31, 2005

tweesome

threesome involving two identical twins and another participant

"she's so hot"
"yeah man she's got a twin too"
"I'd love to have a tweesome with them"

by tysseling December 30, 2011

Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008

Tweezot

A person who walks around the beach, picking up dead seagulls and squeezing the farts out of them. When coming into contact with them on the beach it is best to simply run away asap, do not make eye contact. Do not associate with tweezots at all costs.

Little kid: "Mommy, what's that man doing to that seagull?"

Mom: "Don't look at him son, he's just a tweezot, we don't associate with their type".

by Big Al II September 8, 2011