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Twerson by bgamall June 9, 2009
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A small suburb on the edge of Bath city, U.K. Twerton has a population about 6000, 80% of which are claiming job seekers. Twerton boasts a number of shops, pubs, a football club, Bakery, plenty of hairdressers and a church. When vistiting Twerton you will realize the local 'Twerton-er' is a frendly person, However walking through the high street you may come across a hostile group of people that call themselves 'Twerton-Twerps', I advise you to avoid the following place if not to run into these bunch of Yobs, The full moon pub, Jimmers barbers, Bath city football club and Redland park.
'That shit place on the edge of town'
'You mean Twerton?
Twerton by Steve jobless January 7, 2017
A tiny person. 'Nuff said.
Dang, you're so short. You must be a terson.
Terson by curlyq17 August 12, 2011
Super ugly. Weird and strange person. Cheesy Smile ... But overall has a good heart that eyes can not see.. Which makes him super hot😍😛, jk he ugly ugly but a good guy
Dang, isn't that the Terson
He's definitely Terson judging by his personality
Tersons are super weird, yo
Terson by FanBoyyKing December 2, 2016
a sexy beast with luv for women is athletic,attractive and haitian
I wish i were a haitian sensation like tersony
tersony by Mustafarodupyepupur November 7, 2017
(n): The utterance of a sentiment on Twitter which, in the considered legal opinion of the critic, is treasonous.
ex: "I am tired of @JonahNRO's tweeson and slander against Our President."
Tweeson by Corey Wolf-Hart December 12, 2017
Anything and everything Trump posts while he Twitters on the shitter.
Did you see Cheeto-in-Chief's latest Twitter tirade? Tweeson as usual.
Tweeson by Definitely Not Putin October 4, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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