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Twazzler 

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.
Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!
Twazzler by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008
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Twazzler 

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity, such as in an office environment.

Andy, that Maurice does so little, he's such a lazy twazzler!
Twazzler by Marek Pattle January 1, 2009

twazzler 

look at twazzler working his corner
twazzler by twazzler August 15, 2008

twizzle twazzler 

A person with goofy or random qualities.
Brian is a total twizzle twazzler
twizzle twazzler by IzekieliGonagus January 18, 2015
a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina
hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.
twazzer by compudude86 February 7, 2006
I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.
Twazzer by Saffernellie August 8, 2009

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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