Twatterfly 

When a women gets a tattoo of a butterfly wing on each side of her vagina. Resultins in a "twat butterfly".

Damn that stripper's got a twatterfly!

Twatterfly by B.J.S. 937 January 29, 2009

Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

Pre Twattery by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

twatterlock by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

Twattery 

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

Twattery by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery 

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

twattery by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

tatterflies 

the nervous feeling in your stomach when you hear the buzz of a tattoo gun

When she walked into the tattoo shop she felt tatterflies fluttering in the pit of her stomach.

tatterflies by gypsyjenn June 18, 2011