Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Twattery 

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

Twattery by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery 

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

twattery by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

Twattery 

verb: The act of being a twat

I'll have no more of this twattery in my classroom

Twattery by Ellshizzle/Catty September 30, 2008

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

Pre Twattery by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

Pre-Twattery 

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board

1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win

Pre-Twattery by Oli C March 22, 2009

Twatter 

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017