Top definition
A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).
"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."
by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012
Get the merch
Get the Twatterblogger neck gaiter and mug.