twatterface

A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.

Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

Twitterfare

Having an affair with someone you met on Twitter.

John and Linda are having a Twitterfare, I guess they met on Twitter and started chatting.

by CapitalITMan April 28, 2009

Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated

After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.

by Walter Winters October 4, 2009

Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.

Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*

by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008

twatterfall

When ur girl squirts all over your bedroom walls and ceiling fan.

"Don't go chasing twatterfalls" - Betty white

My room flooded cuz sally had a twatterfall

by rhule20 August 24, 2017

Twitterace

1. Different genders, ethnicities or people in general who use Twitter.
A. Females who Twitter are Twats.
B. Males that Twitter are Twits
C. People who obsess over one specific individuals Tweets are Twalkers.
D. Twits or Twats that Tweet when their on the pot are just plain gross. TMFI, Do Not Want.

I find myself on Urbandictionary and I do not fit under any category of the Twitterace. This I am thankful for.

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 30, 2011

Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.

Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.

by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018