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Twitterflies

Noun: The upset stomach you may experience when about to see someone that you are twitterpated with (see twitterpated definition if you have not experienced this first-hand). Similar to butterflies, but much more intense and uncomfortable. Usually occurs about 30-60 minutes prior to the date, and diminishes about 30 minutes into the date, if it is going well.
Example of usage: I wish they would sell something over the counter to take for twitterflies, because they are a nuisance and I experience them everytime I am going to see Harold.
Twitterflies by lcc January 17, 2006
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tatterflies 

the nervous feeling in your stomach when you hear the buzz of a tattoo gun
When she walked into the tattoo shop she felt tatterflies fluttering in the pit of her stomach.
tatterflies by gypsyjenn June 18, 2011

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.
Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain
Twitterfied by Sniggins May 8, 2003

twitterflicking 

1. v. The act of Tweeting. Often used as a hash-tag to indicate that there was no meaning for the Tweet aside from the desire to have Tweeted.
2. To describe the act of one using (flicking) their Twitter account.
I just saw a rhinoceros today at the zoo. #twitterflicking. Man, Betty flicks her twitter like 50 times a day. "Whatcha doin on your phone there?" "Aaww nuthin, just twitterflicking."
twitterflicking by Platinumperk April 21, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026