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Twatmonster 

The child of a person who is a twat
My neighbors kid is a twatmonster
Twatmonster by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022
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Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does
Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls
twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain
No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.
twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

snaggle tooth twat monster 

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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