Twatmonster 

The child of a person who is a twat

My neighbors kid is a twatmonster

Twatmonster by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022

Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain

No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.

twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

snaggle tooth twat monster 

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

snaggle tooth twat monster by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015