1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
by Venezuela October 17, 2008
Get the Twatcoaster mug.The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
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A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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Get the twatmaster mug.No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.
by Nick D February 11, 2003
Get the twatmaster mug.Scum of the earth. Biggest piece of shit you know, does the most astonishing things, skanky, lowlife, crazy behavior. Need an extra boost to your curse!!!
She's such a twatlobster!! I'm not not fucking surprised! / She caught that twatlobster cheating on her again!!
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