Twatcoaster

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1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008

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twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

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Twatcoaster • twatmaster • twatcopter • Twatsaster • twat lobster • twat monster • Twat Casserole • twat plaster • Twat taster

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.

I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!

Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013

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twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

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twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain

No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.

twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003

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twatlobster

Scum of the earth. Biggest piece of shit you know, does the most astonishing things, skanky, lowlife, crazy behavior. Need an extra boost to your curse!!!

She's such a twatlobster!! I'm not not fucking surprised! / She caught that twatlobster cheating on her again!!

twatlobster by maystarchild June 9, 2015

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Twatmonster

The child of a person who is a twat

My neighbors kid is a twatmonster

Twatmonster by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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