2 definitions by ballsonyabeaver
A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
by ballsonyabeaver March 5, 2015
When all the diarrhea has poured out of your anus (or whatever orifice it escapes), the butthole makes a promise to never flood your pants again.
by ballsonyabeaver March 5, 2015