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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
by Henry Kissenger July 10, 2008
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Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.
Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.
by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010
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One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.
Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.
by Jah know. January 19, 2010
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