Twatishde

M. Being a complete and utter idiot

M was being twatishde

by _cxemkio_ February 19, 2022

Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

by rapmac September 29, 2009

twatise

To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"

If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!

by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015

Twatish

Smelling like a cunt, pussy, vagina.

Sarah: "Why does the dog keep humping her?"

Joe: "She probably smells Twatish!"

by wonder woman 428 March 8, 2011

twatitude

noun: being, acting, or otherwise exhibiting the behavior of a twat.

The woman in front of me at the post office kiosk bitched me out for waiting patiently; her twatitude permeated the lobby.

by nomadshan October 20, 2007

Twatitude

Twat-a-tude, Noun: The state of ones attitude being so course that it makes them a twat.

Mainly found to affect teens.

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)

by Alexander p d September 25, 2010