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twatise

To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"
If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!
by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015
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twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
by rames royce April 14, 2011
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Twatisaurus

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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Twatire

When you genuinely can't tell if someone is being satire or not because you're on Twitter.
Girl: "Females" is a slur. It's 2022 don't you know that?
Guy: Is this Twatire or am I just dumb?
by Phenobism September 2, 2022
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Twaties

A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.
by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011
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twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.
Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism
by Jay9887 April 27, 2008
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