twatise 

To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"

If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!

twatise by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015

twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011

Twatire 

When you genuinely can't tell if someone is being satire or not because you're on Twitter.

Girl: "Females" is a slur. It's 2022 don't you know that?
Guy: Is this Twatire or am I just dumb?

Twatire by Phenobism September 2, 2022

Twaties 

A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.

Hey look at that group of twaties

Twaties by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011

twatism 

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.

Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism

twatism by Jay9887 April 27, 2008