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Twat Waddler 

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
Twat Waddler by Siddius October 12, 2010
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Twat Waddler 

Female version of twat waffle, most likely possessing a large bush that she is in denial about.
Basically that girl in your friend group that sucks the life/fun out of everything, giving new definition to the term "Twat Waddler."
Twat Waddler by Darrell23 October 15, 2010

twat waddle 

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains
I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.
twat waddle by turd lunch July 10, 2005

Anal Twat Waddle 

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
Anal Twat Waddle by What’s up! November 27, 2024

Waddle Twat 

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.
She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.
Waddle Twat by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

twatwaddle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.
Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!
twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaddle 

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.
after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.
twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008
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