twatswaddler

A guy/girl who is clingy in the relationship.

Sara: Diane isn't going to the party with us tonight.

Jenn: Why not?

Sara: She said she "forgot" that Jake was coming over to watch movies with her.

Jenn: Oh right...he's such a twatswaddler. She can't do anything without him being up her ass! She needs to rethink that relationship.

by esrohar December 2, 2010

twatwaddle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaddle

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

by mystery cult March 22, 2008

Twatsaddle

A saddle for the twat.Can be anything that may be ridden by the twat, especially nobbly sweetcorn.
Can also be used as a name for someone you don't like

Hey Twatsaddle, suck my Jagon

by Catherine March 11, 2005