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tight as a gnat’s twat 

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean
He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

twatlight 

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.
"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.
twatlight by rejazz June 18, 2008

Twatlight 

The correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.
person 1: "Hey look at my new sparkling vampire book"
person 2: "Twatlight???? That's wicked retarded"
person 1: "but...but...he sparkles"
person 2: :"You are such a twatlighter"
Twatlight by brittonmelanieinc August 8, 2009

Twatlight 

What non-fans,'haters', of twilight call stephenie meyers books; a movie about 'vampires' that fan girls overly obsess about.
i dont like reading twatlight because stephenie meyer can't write a good vampire book.
Twatlight by cuzco01 November 22, 2009

Twatlight 

Ignore the below definition....it's kinda gay.

Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.

In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn awesome and you wish you thought of it. BITCHES!
Moron: "OMG u HAVE to read this book!!!"

Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame porno if you ask me"

Moron: "OMG WTF BBQ"
Twatlight by Angry BBQ is angry February 21, 2009

Twatlight 

A device worn by self-conscious men during sex. It is, in effect, a headlamp worn to blind the partner and illuminate their goodies simultaneously.
"So how was your first time with Ryan?"
"I guess it was okay. He wore his Twatlight so I couldn't see his stretch marks. He said my tits looked great though."
Twatlight by Maxwellhaus July 20, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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