Ignore the below definition....it's kinda
gay.
Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that
sad pathetic excuse for a
book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not
gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said
loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.
In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn
awesome and you wish you thought of it.
BITCHES!
Moron: "OMG u HAVE to read this
book!!!"
Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty
lame porno if you ask me"
Moron: "OMG WTF
BBQ"
