when you've been up for forever on meth and are starting to triphardcore - ie, when your face is beginning to become one giant open bleeding sore from picking at it.
"damn, i am so twacked out, i plucked until i dont have any eyebrows left."
"your pupils are so big you dont have any color in them - you're hella twacked out."
"for the last time, that is a MINIVAN, not the FBI - quit getting so damned twacked out!"
When someone calls you after something that affects them, generally in a bad way, just to talk on their way home.
It is done for the companionship of being walked home when the person can't physically be there.
"thanks for talking me home from the pub last night, I was too drunk to get home on my own"
"I was talked home by my friend last night when I couldn't make it alone" "that was nice of them"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.