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twaked out 

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time
hey, that dude is really twaked out!
twaked out by dildo dan September 18, 2003
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talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet
"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

twacked out 

when you've been up for forever on meth and are starting to trip hardcore - ie, when your face is beginning to become one giant open bleeding sore from picking at it.
"damn, i am so twacked out, i plucked until i dont have any eyebrows left."
"your pupils are so big you dont have any color in them - you're hella twacked out."
"for the last time, that is a MINIVAN, not the FBI - quit getting so damned twacked out!"
twacked out by The KKK December 21, 2004
A state of mind in which methamphetamine intake has occured to beyond the point of tweeking.
I was so fucking twacked.
twacked by Richard Deep February 26, 2003

talked home

When someone calls you after something that affects them, generally in a bad way, just to talk on their way home.
It is done for the companionship of being walked home when the person can't physically be there.
"thanks for talking me home from the pub last night, I was too drunk to get home on my own"
"I was talked home by my friend last night when I couldn't make it alone" "that was nice of them"
talked home by AfroChewie December 24, 2009

Side twacked 

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand
Tyler is always getting side twacked
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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