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turdesque 

adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature.
"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"
turdesque by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006

turtleslut 

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.
This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!
turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

Turtlesneeze 

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

Turtlesucker 

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles
Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!
Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.
Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.
TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

turtleshell 

James just showed me his turtleshell.
turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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