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Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

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turdesque

adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature.

"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"

turdesque by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006

turtleslut

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.

This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!

turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

Turtlesneeze

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.

I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.

Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

Turtlesucker

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles

Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!

Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

turtleshell

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026