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turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.
She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.
turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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turdesque 

adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature.
"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"
turdesque by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006

turtleslut 

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.
This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!
turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

Turtlesneeze 

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

Turtlesucker 

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles
Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!
Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.
Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.
TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

turtleshell 

James just showed me his turtleshell.
turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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