turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turdesque 

adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature.

"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"

turdesque by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006

turtleslut 

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.

This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!

turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

Turtlesneeze 

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.

I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.

Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

Turtlesucker 

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles

Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!

Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

turtleshell 

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018