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Turtle Dip 

Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.
"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."
Turtle Dip by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011
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dip the turtle 

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.
"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)
dip the turtle by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”
Turtle Dippin’ by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis
"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"
Turtle-dipping by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016

TurtleDipper 

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water
i just had a TurtleDipper man.
TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)
turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

Turtleding 

Look Turtleding is finally streaming !
Turtleding by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021
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