Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008