Turkeypants 

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

Turkeypants by Brian P. January 10, 2006

Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

turkey pants 

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

turkey pants by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

tuckerpants

tucker of the pants. in other words, fallon is basically the coolest person alive.

man look at that tuckerpants play that geetarr, they are so cool

tuckerpants by ihavenothingelsetodowithmytime November 2, 2008