tuckerpants

tucker of the pants. in other words, fallon is basically the coolest person alive.

man look at that tuckerpants play that geetarr, they are so cool

tuckerpants by ihavenothingelsetodowithmytime November 2, 2008

puckerpants

Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.

Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.

puckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

fuckerpants 

alternate fan-based name to the song titled "Prince Caspian" by Phish. This secondary moniker came about as an expression of displeasure upon hearing the song, which is arguably one of the weaker songs played in a typical Phish set (also known as a bathroom-break song). Origin is unclear, though came into popularity in fall/winter of 1997. Tapes and setlists circulated among the fans commonly have this song listed as Fuckerpants instead of Prince Caspian.
Useage of this moniker seems to be more prevalent per-capita among Phish tapers than the overall scene.

1. "Dude, set two was raging until they killed it with Fuckerpants."

2. David Bowie > Possum > fuckerpants, Frankenstein, Harry Hood

fuckerpants by GrampsMI March 22, 2009

Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

trackerpants 

Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.

Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.

Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.

Trackerpants. They're out to get you.

(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)

*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"

trackerpants by roxyhead March 29, 2009

Turkeypants 

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

Turkeypants by Brian P. January 10, 2006

Fuckerpants 

Some one that comes to randomly mess with people when they are busy with a task. Guerilla warefare, as they usually attack and run off.

"I was under the car on a creeper and that fuckerpants Tim kicked me in the balls and took off before I could roll out and kick his ass."

Fuckerpants by Timmy 2 tone September 22, 2006