Turkeybaste

When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.

Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.

by Dr. Hot Tub August 3, 2021

turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006

Turkeyfested

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.

Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"

by trkerazr August 23, 2011

Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.

Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.

by j0tc35v October 30, 2012

turkeybasted

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Turkeybasting

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife

Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting

by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022