Turkeyfested 

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.

Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"

Turkeyfested by trkerazr August 23, 2011

turkeybasted 

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

turkeybasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003