4 definitions by Dr. Hot Tub
Best thing in the world. Will try and like almost anything. The relationship usually doesn't work out but holy damn will you have some nifty times.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey wanna try anal?
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
by Dr. Hot Tub March 24, 2014
A place full of people who are sexually attracted to anonymously pissing off innocent people. Also inhabited by swaggots, slutty attention whores, future homeless people (also known as popular kids), and idiots who take opinions too seriously. If you go on that website and hide behind the screen like it's your mommy's back, you are officially retarded. Launched at 9:30 AM on June 16, 2010, anally fucking nice people since 9:31 AM on June 16, 2010. Nobody should kill themselves, but apparently half the site's population thinks people should. Site intended to be fun. Sometimes there's constructive criticism, sometimes has people stand up for others getting bullied, sometimes it has funny stuff. Not completely bad and can be kinda fun. Unfortunately does have anonymous douchebags that bully people. If you're someone anonymously bullying kids on ask.fm you should feel ashamed and I highly suggest you apologize or at least leave those people alone. If you have a problem, confront them in real life. It doesn't matter what they did to you or who did what first, using ask.fm on anon to punish someone for it is cowardly. It's even more cowardly if they didn't do anything at all and/or you just don't like them. If you're bullied on this website just know that what those people say shouldn't mean anything. You're living your life for you and no one else. Live out your life happily and don't let some anonymous asshole on this website get you down.
Asshat: "Dude, ask.fm is so funny."
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
by Dr. Hot Tub February 20, 2014
When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.
Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.
by Dr. Hot Tub August 4, 2021
A hot tub filled to the brim with semen and other sexual body fluids from both genders. Must be placed out in the hot sun of Alabama so that anyone sitting in it will be surrounded by bubbling hot cum. A fantastic experience for the whole family to enjoy.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey I've been kinda bored lately. Do you wanna try something new?
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.
by Dr. Hot Tub March 24, 2014