Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost
'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.
Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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