tardnip 

like a retard/turnip/turd .

omg u no bob he's such a tardnip

tardnip by genehuntmayty May 20, 2009

Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

Turdnip by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Tardip 

It is the result of deep throating a person who smokes.

i would like to tardip that chick.

Tardip by Kenny Lingis March 27, 2009

Tardiphobia 

The irrational fear of liking Doctor Who.

Mom refuses to watch Doctor Who with us. She says she hates it, but I bet she just has tardiphobia.

Tardiphobia by gallifreyireland December 14, 2012

tardnik 

A retarded beatnik.

WEEEEEEEE! Tardnik!

tardnik by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 10, 2004

tardlips 

To have the lips of a retard

Whoa look at that tardlips

tardlips by jebussaves December 1, 2006

Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.

Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits

Turdnip by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009