tardnip

like a retard/turnip/turd .

omg u no bob he's such a tardnip

by genehuntmayty May 20, 2009

Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Tardip

It is the result of deep throating a person who smokes.

i would like to tardip that chick.

by Kenny Lingis March 27, 2009

Tardiphobia

The irrational fear of liking Doctor Who.

Mom refuses to watch Doctor Who with us. She says she hates it, but I bet she just has tardiphobia.

by gallifreyireland December 14, 2012

tardnik

A retarded beatnik.

WEEEEEEEE! Tardnik!

by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 10, 2004

tardlips

To have the lips of a retard

Whoa look at that tardlips

by jebussaves December 1, 2006

Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.

Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009