Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.

Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children

My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Crabby lips

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.

Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Croutsnatch

Croutsnatch: To snatch the earlobe of a German war veteran

I croutsnatched that old Nazi 4 times before he died

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009