resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
by Chester January 11, 2005
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spinnin'

Damn that DJ is spinnin'
by chester February 17, 2003
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sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
I work with a complete sherardo
by Chester January 13, 2003
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sarcast

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.
by Chester May 13, 2005
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stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?
someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.
by chester January 29, 2004
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john kerry

Dumb shit president with a fucked up idea of morality; very in your face attitude about winning 3 stupid purple hearts BIG FREAKIN DEAL
George Bush: John Kerry
When you take the best qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of SHIT!-- WCTR Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
by Chester August 18, 2006
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gooze

Hey, did you gooze?
by chester January 14, 2004
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