Chester's definitions

resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

by Chester January 11, 2005

hoodedwagon

A man whose penis is uncut per say!

Quite ugly too!

Alvi roles with a hooded wagon

by chester September 10, 2004

friendster

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

by chester June 24, 2004

bugz

An extremely ugly person who is in dire need of a lifesaving makeover. Usually roadkill is more attractive than a bugzly person.

Wow, is that a mutilated moose or that person just plain bugz?

by Chester August 6, 2004

spinnin'

To mix records.

Damn that DJ is spinnin'

by chester February 17, 2003

sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

I work with a complete sherardo

by Chester January 13, 2003

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005