Chester's definitions

gooze

moist flatulence

Hey, did you gooze?

by chester January 14, 2004

stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?

someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.

by chester January 29, 2004

spinnin'

To mix records.

Damn that DJ is spinnin'

by chester February 17, 2003

sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

I work with a complete sherardo

by Chester January 13, 2003

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005

seam

The gooch,the grundle, that seam between your ballsac and asshole, the one that if it wasn't there you'd fall apart because it holds you together.

nasty!!! there was hair on the girls seam that I fingured last night!!!

by Chester June 3, 2004

resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

by Chester January 11, 2005