Chester's definitions

scrrrrrrrrrr

This is an onomatopoeia. It is the high pitched sound your car makes when you accelerate through at turn at too great a speed.

scrrrrrrrrrr (high pitched)

by Chester November 26, 2006

pasadena mudslide

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.

by Chester January 11, 2005

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

snuff

Otherwise known as "the snuff", Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.

Anyone want the pictures?

by Chester January 11, 2005

spinnin'

To mix records.

Damn that DJ is spinnin'

by chester February 17, 2003

sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

I work with a complete sherardo

by Chester January 13, 2003

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005