Colts 

THE MOST AWESOME FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!! HAS PEYTON MANNING AS THE QUARTERBACK!

The colts totally just beat the patriots asses!

Colts by Ellie20 April 2, 2009

Colts 

The best NFL football team in the world it is so great it is named after me!! I Colton Larson is the greatest man in the world

Colts are great
Yea dusters colts are great

Colts by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Colts 

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.

Colts by BennyG93 January 26, 2010

Colts 

Colts is a Rugby Union team in Sydney Australia. This is good for gaining an abundance of mates, particularly Islander friends. This wont be ridiculed at all by fellow non colts, who will join in. It is considered highly to represent the locals, and use large amounts of repeated text on MySpace bulletins i.e. maaaaaazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaa at my house lol to communicate expressions. Drinking with local mates on or during Colts is accepted.

sam plays in the manly u18's colts..and he reckons he's sick and he goes round saying "yeha i'll go with my mates from manly colts"..also "yeah if i get into a fight all my islander friends will save me" and so on..verbal diarhoea...

Colts by Mates Aplenty August 6, 2007

colts 

colts is a nickname for a kid who is extremely sus(pect) kid. He sticks his cock in anything with a hole and grabs anything longer than a sweet tart. He tends to be a multi-sport athlete and is an absolute tryhard in academics. He will even pet his own teachers cock(erspaniel) to get an A. This nickname in no way, shape, or form represents any professional sports team. If you ever play Fortnite with a colts, they will rage on their every death and will blame you for every little thing, but at the end of the day, they will carry you because of how sweaty he is. A colts must buy about 3 controllers a month because their sweat breaks their controllers.

*colts checks end of year grades*
teacher (known as dr. p)" colts you end with a 89.49"
colts " their is no way, i will do anything, can i help you with anything? *wink wink*

colts by ttv_btw April 12, 2019

Colts Freak 

Very Cool person, but you don't need to tell him, he already knows.

Guy Number 1: "That guy is playing Runescape."

Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."

Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"

Colts Freak: Kobe.

Colts Freak by 4youcolts March 5, 2011

Colts neck 

A town in the (732) area code in new jersey known for it's wealthy inhabitants. Colts neck use to be mostly horse farms but has now become a high end place for wealthy people to live. Although in the past few years the population has become infected with people from Staten Island and Brooklyn who destroy the towns credability. ALthough these people have hurt the towns reputation Colts Neck is still held up by the people born and raised.

If it wasn't for those large discusting developments, colts neck new jersey would be the greatest place on earth.

Colts neck by asart June 21, 2005