A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve
says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.
Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.
Pants that one would wear when about to shit themselves.
"I Hope you got your Shittin' pants on, because you are about to shit your pants." - Negan, 2017.
The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.
That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!
Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump
to the point of being completely mindless.
Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.
"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!
Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego
Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium