Turdbass

Bastard. An unoffensive way of saying bastard.

Omg Derek is acting like such a turdbass!!! I wanna slap him!

Turdbass by Cantona260194 November 30, 2011

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

turdbaster by John September 10, 2003

turdabass 

To tickle a person or thing.

Tickle, tickling.

I turdabass my dog daily.

turdabass by Turdabasser December 6, 2023

TURDABASS 

To tickle something or someone

Tickle

I TURDABASS my dog daily

TURDABASS by Turdabasser December 7, 2023