Turboslop

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Content produced at a speed and volume that makes quality physically impossible. The gas station sushi of the internet, technically food, technically content, but you know something went deeply wrong somewhere.

Not just bad but aggressively mediocre. The kind of output that exists purely because someone could make it, not because anyone needed it. Could be AI, could be a guy with a content calendar and no soul. The result is the same: you read it, feel nothing, and lose a small piece of your will to be online.

"His entire Substack is turboslop. 200 posts, zero thoughts."

Turboslop by kickingkeys March 8, 2026

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turbobloke

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.

“Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”

turbobloke by dokic November 7, 2019

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turboslut

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.

Let's go pick up a couple of turbosluts!

turboslut by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

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turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.

He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner

turbostoner by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020

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Turboslut

Insatiable appetite for sex, ignorant to sexual morals of any kind

My man Bryan Callen loves to spend time with a turboslut

Turboslut by Jaymon2019 March 12, 2019

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turboglock

the noise a bitch makes when she's throatin a fatty dick hard and fast enough.

ohh baby imma turboglock you so hard.

turboglock by dong rot April 3, 2008

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Turbocopter

The art of spinning around really, really fast on the spot with your arms extended horizontally while munted.

Whilst attempting a turbocopter, it can lead to making the person feel a false sense of total invincibility!

Shall randomly did a turbocopter while totally monged!

Turbocopter by SeraphicalShall December 9, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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