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Turboslop

Content produced at a speed and volume that makes quality physically impossible. The gas station sushi of the internet, technically food, technically content, but you know something went deeply wrong somewhere.

Not just bad but aggressively mediocre. The kind of output that exists purely because someone could make it, not because anyone needed it. Could be AI, could be a guy with a content calendar and no soul. The result is the same: you read it, feel nothing, and lose a small piece of your will to be online.
"His entire Substack is turboslop. 200 posts, zero thoughts."
by kickingkeys March 8, 2026
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turbobloke

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.
Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”
by dokic November 7, 2019
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turboslut

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.
by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005
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turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.
He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner
by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020
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Turboslut

Insatiable appetite for sex, ignorant to sexual morals of any kind
My man Bryan Callen loves to spend time with a turboslut
by Jaymon2019 March 12, 2019
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turboglock

the noise a bitch makes when she's throatin a fatty dick hard and fast enough.
ohh baby imma turboglock you so hard.
by dong rot April 3, 2008
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Turbocopter

The art of spinning around really, really fast on the spot with your arms extended horizontally while munted.

Whilst attempting a turbocopter, it can lead to making the person feel a false sense of total invincibility!
Shall randomly did a turbocopter while totally monged!
by SeraphicalShall December 9, 2008
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