busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

by bigdieseltrucker January 10, 2005

turboslut

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.

Let's go pick up a couple of turbosluts!

by bigdieseltrucker January 10, 2005

turbowhore

Easy freak with whom you can have sex in under 12 seconds. see turboslut

Your sister is a turbowhore!

by bigdieseltrucker January 10, 2005

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 10, 2005